Today while leaving the grocery store, after not being able to find anything I was looking for, I spotted a table of Girl Scouts, near the front door, selling cookies.
“Screw it.” I told myself “It’s been a crappy week. A box of Do-si-dos will make it better.”
After placing my order and then realizing my wallet was void of any cash, I said, “I’m just going to run to the ATM, be right back.”
“Thank you!” They responded excitedly.
Then I walked outside and muttered, “See ya later, suckers.”
Long story short, sometimes I’m a prick.
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