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Grab Your Partner

04 Monday Mar 2019

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Today while leaving the grocery store, after not being able to find anything I was looking for, I spotted a table of Girl Scouts, near the front door, selling cookies.

“Screw it.” I told myself  “It’s been a crappy week. A box of Do-si-dos will make it better.”

After placing my order and then realizing my wallet was void of any cash, I said, “I’m just going to run to the ATM, be right back.”

“Thank you!” They responded excitedly.

Then I walked outside and muttered, “See ya later, suckers.”

Long story short, sometimes I’m a prick.

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