I’ll Have A Cup Of Hot Water With Lemon

I’m a nice person.

Very.

Sometimes people disagree.

Strongly.

Interestingly enough, those folks usually don’t know the definitions of the words “forthright” and “asshole.”

Luckily my friends do.

I’m pretty easy going, but not perfect. I have my crazy stuff. Anyone who has ever dined with me can tell you that.

I’m a stickler about a couple of things- Return my Tupperware (it ain’t cheap) and I don’t share food (I blame my brother for that one).

I’m generous.

Few people tip better.

I’ll gladly buy dinner if you’re broke.

Bring you a turkey sandwich when you’re down on your luck.

You order something and I’ll order something- we’ll share those meals.

But just don’t tell me you’re not hungry and then eat all my fries.

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